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    August 22

    Quotes from MATHEMATICS.. funny funny!!!

    As quoted by Mr Hilford... aka the GREATEST and best maths teacher ever!! We have THE best class!!!!
     
    "If you times a really big number by another really big number, you get MEGAHUGE!" (haha we were talking about infinity)
     
    "How big is e to infinity?... MEGALARGE!!"
     
    HAHAHA Good times, good times
    May 29

    Random...

     

    Photobucket - Video and Image HostingHello, well! I havent updated my msn space in ages...

    Its only like three weeks until the holidays, YAY! Well everyone, I recently turned 16 and 6 months, which means that I can get my learners... alas I still don't have then, I haven't had the time to go for them, maybe next week!

    hmm hmm hmmm. Well school has been keeping me busy, all the assessment, and work, fun.. not!

    whoever said perfume making was going to be fun, lied. it sucks giant penis, especially when you cant even extract like one drop of damn oil. grrr!!

    ooooh, I have a myspace, they are so way better than msn spaces... everyone should get one... visit mine www.myspace.com/chinkyruskibella i only recently started, haha but i only have 14 myspace friends.. and most of them are people from school.. haha

    My computer is a screw up, it was stuffing up so i had to format it and now everything is lost, and i have to download everything that was on it again grrr so cut. But i did get a new phone, its so cool. hmmmmm I got nothing else to say.

     

    oh on a final note, I'd like to make a shout out to all the member of the El (for Losers) Stauncho's crew... haha Losers..  you love me!

     

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    April 24

    Russian Easter "LUNCH"

     
                    

     

     

     

    Update of my fantastic weekend...

     

    Well Sunday as most of you know from reading my previous blog entry was Russian Easter.. so Historse Vaas Grace.. you say Vayisna Vaas Grace in response.. anyways wont go into full details about what you are supose to do.

     

    The Mafia Crew (ok too many people to say who was there and to hard to explain who everyone is so we shall refer to them/us as the Mafia Crew). Went to my aunty's cafe, CeeJay Cee's for "lunch" we were told to get there around 12.30... we left at like 7.30 and that was like me yelling that i wanted to go home..

     

    Well it was fun, the "kids" hadnt seen Jane in like 2 years and this was the first Mafia Party she had attended in like YONKS so it was good catching up with good old Jane.. haha she got cut when Clava and I pretended we didnt know who she was... (We had a friend named Jane once, she looked a lot like you, we stopped seeing her, dont know what happened, we think she died... hahah )

     

    Yeah the food was pretty good, loved the oysters.. haha hot chips.

     

    Tasha and Sandra took like a bazillion pics on Tasha's camera.. they were full on posing and stuff haha vain-ness must be a chinky ruski trait… I like taking photos.

     

    Hrmm well the “lunch” was good. HAHA any Half-Cast/ Mafia gathering usually lasts a minimum of 7 hours… haha so great.

     

    OMG and we met these 3 girls.. well I'd met Jessica a couple of times and Jackie and Jo once before I think.. and yeah we were talking and OMG we are related like distantly.. i think its super cool how like so many Chinese Russians we meet we are related to distantly.. its so cool.. i'm gonna make a family tree hehehahahahaha....

     

    Yeah I'm off.. check out the pics :P

     

    xoxo Lisa the Russian Beefcake

     

    ~YO JANE CLAVA IF YOU WANT THE PICS JUST TAKE THEM!!~

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    April 15

    Dedicated to Boatman

     

     
                    

     

     

     

    As you would have guessed slash assumed by the Title this blog entry is dedicated to Boatman... aka Guthrie

     

    I really have no need to update my space but I am. I dont know what to put in this entry. Guthrie suggested telling you, anyone who actually reads this, just how great he is. Sorry but I can not do that because that would be me being superficial hahahehehehahahaha

     

    Remember everyone Guthrie is not just great 

     

    -THE END-

     

    -FOOTNOTE- Just joking Guthrie!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    April 09

    I'm BACK!!!! yay! from Biology Camp

     

     

    NEVER FEAR!! Lisa aka Mong aka Beefcake aka Asian aka Russian aka Crazy Asian aka Luza etc etc is BACK!!! Yes my fans, I am back from Biology Camp!

     

    Camp was good, kind of, a lot of funny stories the work was kinda repetitive and not as fun cause Gutrhie aka Boatman wasnt there to threaten to throw our stuff over cliffs or in the mud etc. but the free time was fun. Haha parties at the boys Cubby, yes cubby. bahaha we stayed in "Cabins" ugh they were as big as my bedroom, 6 people in a room that size with a kitchen and everything, uh not so roomy. Other people had bigger cubbies though. LMAO Amy with an A and Man Sam. Cubby House 6. Cubby Captain: Betty Crocker, Jackie Chan and Billie Jean... (she's not my girl) ahahaha. and the frozen jocks (Vicks). We stole there chips and they didnt know ahahah! oh the stuff that happened at camp was funny *sigh* the mud ate my legs and the plants in the bushes/forest/what ever attacked my legs. Brown Lake. OH! it looked like tea. Amy went a bit coo coo from "drinking" the water LOL. The food at camp was shit. I ate hardly anything. We bought alternative food. We saw dolphins, and Tara and Jon saw them having sex. not mateing cause dolphins are the only mammal apart from humans that have sex for pleasure. Amy, FOB, Princess aka Gemma and I saw a dolphin eat, well try to eat a fish. this big (spread arms out wide) ok maybe not that big but kind of big ahaha. lol Beefcake I just remembered. the apple crumble Amy and Gemma got me, they got me an extra huge peace cause, quote: She's a heffa. unquote. Well i ate it all!!! God I'm good! eww eww eww Minga didnt shower for the whole week until Thursday. yes the like last day, eww eww eww he smelt so bad. And why didnt he shower? Because he was "busy" doing what.. fishing.. eww eww eww shower god damn it. Ok fishing is good but SHOWER! geez smelly boy.

     

    I heard I was missed.. YAY! I feel loved! Camp would have been way better if Guthrie was there to cause havoc. Cause he wasnt there Sam and I would insert insults or threats whenever we thought Guthrie would have. Haha we sacrificed you Guthrie when we did the gorge walk. Well Sam really wanted to throw a certain person starting with E ending in mma Rudd over the cliff it was hilarious. Anyways!... Some good memories and stories to be retold from camp.

     

    When i got back though we went out for Alicia Bell's birthday celebrations at Hogs Breathe in Redcliffe. The food was good, and the curly fries were excellent. Sorry for not making you rice Jemma and Luke . "Can you eat that with chopsticks" "YES" lol. Friday night was fun. and the car ride home was funny, Jemma like hates me now. it wasnt even me hahaha isnt that right Kristie, I was laughing at you  hahaha.

     

    Hrrmmm well i think i've blabbed on enough, I havent told nearly as much as there is to tell but oh well you will all find this boring.

     

    I shall disaparate now! (OMG Harry Potter is the best) Goodnight and until next time my fans ahahaha

     

    xoxoLisa xoxo 

     
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    March 12

    whinging and whining Lisa.. Take 1

       

    Hello EVERYONE who is unfortunate to come across this! I have so much revision and assignments to do that it is LAME.. yes LAME! God!

    Ok warning do not read further if u do not want to be hit with a lot of Lisa's whinging and non-making sense talk...

    I'll start off with a list of assesment slash exams I have for the next week plus 1.

    • Math C Revision for my exam romorrow yes Monday period one. good thing about this exam.. the only good thing is we get extra time so we can start like 30 minutes earlier
    • BCT speech and powerpoint presentation, this is due on Tuesday and I chose to be second speaker, I have only written half my speech and done none of my powerpoint...
    • Biology Exam Wednesday period 4
    • Biology Exam Thursday Period 1. For both these exams I have yet to study... I shall not do to good on these.. I shall begin study tomorrow.. if i finish my BCT speech
    • English Short Story.. this isnt to hard I have my story bahaha funny funny
    • BCT research report, alas I have done hardly of this, even though we got it over a month ago.. But i shall finish it this weekend.

    Yes that is pretty much it, then i have Chemistry exam on the last week of school, Math B exam some time between now and the last week of school. and BIOLOGY camp on the last week of school! yay I can't wait for that, even though we are doing work but oh well

    No one really reads this stuff anyways... I hardley get any comments anymore.. not that i really did to begin with But oh well thats my whinging and whining for one weekend over and done with... I shall be off now

     

    Goodbye and farwell readers, tune in next time for more on Lisa's amazing life... Laugh My Arse Off yeah right! hahahaha

     

    xoxo Lisa the Chinese Russian Beauty xoxo

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    P.S I know that everyone else has just as much assessment if not more, i just felt the need to write a whole blog entry on it because revision slash study is LAME and I am bored
    March 03

    Do it!!!

    Hey, just posting this hugs thing again.. Give me hugs cause you love me!!!

    (do it or the Mafia will assasinate you, bahahaha)

    *HUGS* TOTAL!

     

    give Lisa more *HUGS*
    Get hugs of your own

    RaNdOM...~!@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!~...

     

     

    I'm sorry guys but this is what it has come to, being bored with nothing to do on a Friday night.... (I got this from Ben's space)

     

    A- Age 16

    B- Band

    C- Crush on:  >insert name here<

    D- Dad's name: Dad, Ury

    E- Easiest person to talk to: Cashwee (Casley), Jemma, Guthrie, Mark, Sandra, Aunty Antonina

    F- Favorite bands at the moment: Three Days Grace, DHT

    G- Gummy worms or gummy bears? : Gummy Bears

    H- Hometown: Strathpine... but now its Deception Bay (I live in the good part, i swear)

    I- Instruments: Violin

    J- Junior High: I think that is equivalent to Australia's year 7/8/9??? It was good

    K- Kids: Small children dont like me much, I dont know why, but my god daughter Leea likes me!!

    L- Longest car ride ever: SKI Tour even though it was a bus, haha Chicken funny funny 

    M- Mum's name: Mum, Alia/ Alla

    N– Nicknames: Lisa (by everyone), Luza (by Bek), Kozlova (by Francis), Asian/Russian (Jemma with a J), Mong (by Topher), Mongo (at random by SaMANtha)

    O- One wish: To achieve in life

    P- Phobias: >insert Phobias here< (I cant think of any atm)

    Q- Quote: So you agree... you think your like perfect?!!!

    R- Reason to smile:  Because you're trying not to laugh at someone

    S- Song you sang last: Stuck on you - DJ rankin

    T- Time you woke up today: 7.00 am (like 45 minutes later than usual)

    U- Unknown fact about me: I love me.. bahahaha yeah right thats unknown. hrmm I remember things from ages ago

    V- Vegetable you hate: capsicum

    W- Worst habit(s): Being blunt... telling it as it is unaproprietly

    X- X-rays you've had: My teeth slash whatever they do i think its your whole head.. before I got braces

    Y- Yummy food: I eat a lot, I LOVE food hahaha, Hot Pot!!!

    Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio

     

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    February 28

    Lisa is a "thief"....

     
     

    So rumour has it that I apparently "stole" Jemma's date to the formal... WELL

     

    Firstly I would like to know who told Rebecca that version. Cause it is completely false. Ask Guthrie he can back me up, along with many other people who know the true version, told by Guthrie himself.

     

     If you knew me you would know that it didn’t bother me that much that I wasn’t going to have a date to the formal, so why would I want to steal someone else’s date for the formal? And how exactly can you steal someone from someone when they don’t technically own them. It's not like you can fit Boatman into a suitcase and threaten him, he is a 50 ft mutant!  joking Guthrie.

     

    I would like to know why you are not telling me who told you that story Bek. You said that it doesn’t involve me, you don’t want to get them involved. WELL they are involved because they told you a false story about me in the first place. AND you don’t want to start shit in our group, well "shit" has already been started amongst certain members of our group. I’m not saying I’m not to blame for this, but it isn’t completely my fault and I believe Kristie and I have sorted out our differences.

     

     It's times like this that you start to question who your true friends are. I in no way instigated Guthrie to not go to the formal with Jemma and then ask me. he did that of his own choice. I just happened to be the person he asked.

     

    If Jemma has a problem with this I'm sure she would have spoken to me or will speak to me about it. If it doesn’t concern you then shut your face and stop spreading the story when you know its not true.. BEK.

     

    I would like to know who told Bek that I stole Jemma's date, not to start anything just so i can explain to them what actually DID happen. You could have at least said something to me or asked me about it instead of telling people what suposedly happened when you clearly do not know what actually happened.

     

    Yeah Yeah (personal joke, Lisa/Sam)

     

    xoxo  L  i  s  a  xoxo

     
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    January 31

    The OC is back on!!!

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    YAY!!! The OC is finally back on!! TONIGHT!!!

     

    WooHoo! I've been waiting so0o0o0o long for it to come back on, can't wait to see what happens...

     

    ciao ciao

    xoxo Lisa xoxo

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    January 30

    Chinese New Year

     haha, take a look at the pics from Chinese New Year! Like half of them are of Sandra and I! *Sigh* that was a great night slash taking the pics of ourselves was a great night.

     

    Well Sunday was Chinese New Year! We had our new years celebrations at David's parents reasturant on Saturday night, staying up till after 12 to eat dumplings with fortunes in them. Damn it I didnt get the money one  In fact I didnt get any of them  ah well always next year.

     

    I gave out red bags today, haha. I only got 2 red bags this year, oh well. But if we went to sydney we would have got more. Wish I went to sydney. tehehe. Well i'm off to do some shitty HOMEWORK grrr...

     

    xoxo Russian xoxo

     

    LISA

    Happy New Year... Chinese New Year

    Happy New Year!
    Gung xi fa tza
                      Chinese New Year on the 29th! (Sunday)
    January 23

    Secret Love

         
     

    Secret Love

    Jojo

     

    Boy you’re so hard to believe
    Boy you’re so hard to believe

    [Verse 1:]
    Just a friend
    That’s all I’ve ever been to you
    Oh just a girl
    Who wants to be the center of your world
    But I ain’t got much to offer
    But my heart and soul
    And I guess that’s not enough
    For you to notice me
    I’m just a girl
    And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
    To you

    [Chorus:]
    I try to smile when I see other girls with you
    Acting like everything is ok
    But ohh
    You don’t know how it feels to be so in love
    With someone who doesn’t even know
    My secret love

    [Verse 2:]
    In my dreams
    I see us both together constantly
    Why can’t you see
    This love that’s here for you inside of me
    Ohhh
    What do I have to do
    For you to notice this
    You look at her with love
    With me it’s just friendship
    I’m just your girl
    And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
    To you

    [Chorus:]
    I try to smile when I see other girls with you
    Acting like everything is ok
    But ohh
    you don’t know how it feels to be so in love
    With someone who doesn’t even know
    My secret love

    [Bridge:]
    What do you see in her
    You don’t see in me (don’t see in me)
    Boy you’re so hard to believe
    Why do you show her love
    But there’s none for me
    Boy you don’t make sense to me
    Cause I don’t have much to offer
    But my heart and soul
    And I guess that’s not enough
    For you to notice me
    I’m just your girl
    And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
    To you

    [Chorus:]
    I try to smile when I see other girls with you
    Acting like everything is ok (everything ain’t ok)
    But ohh
    you don’t know how it feels to be so in love (so in love with you baby)
    With someone who doesn’t even know
    My secret love

    Boy you’re so hard to believe

     
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    (I Hate) Everything about you

     

     

     

     
     

    (I Hate) Everything about you

    Three Days Grace

     

    Every time we lie awake
    After every hit we take
    Every feeling that I get
    But I haven’t missed you yet

    Every roommate kept awake
    By every sigh and scream we make
    All the feelings that I get
    But I still don't miss you yet

    Only when I stop to think about it

    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you
    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you

    Every time we lie awake
    After every hit we take
    Every feeling that I get
    But I haven’t missed you yet

    Only when I stop to think about it

    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you
    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you

    Only when I stop to think
    About you, I know
    Only when you stop to think
    About me, do you know

    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you
    You hate everything about me
    Why do you love me

    I hate
    You hate
    I hate
    You love me

    I hate everything about you
    Why do I love you

     
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    January 16

    Ice Skating = Fun-ness

    Guess what I did today?? Yep, Ice Skating! With Guthrie, Daniel and Guthrie's friend Liam. Yes I was the only girl and "not one of them". BUT it was a great day, we went Ice Skating at Boondall and O to the M to the G they were giving away skates... yes skates for FREE!!!

     

    So I got a pair of white figure skates.. FOR FREE!!! The boys didnt get any cause they suck! I mean there was none in Boatmans size bahaha no, they didnt like them I guess.

     

    Yes then we waited for a bus to go to Chermside, but it was the wrong side.. hehe that was probably my fault. So the bus driver took us like 1 stop free of charge and we crossed the road and cause the next bus!

     

    We walked around Chermside for a bit, I finally got my iced tea.. stupid ice skating place didnt sell it. And I wanted to get this belt I have wanted for ages but didnt know where people go it from, then saw it in Supre and (*sniff*) was called superficial and shallow (by Liam), because I made a comment on a certain person being ugly etc and shopping at Supre...  BUT I did get that belt and a purple top which I have wanted for ages cause otherwise I dont have anything to wear with the necklace I made.

     

    We went into Myer, and Guthrie doesnt know how to spray cologne.. No Comment. And then sprayed me with gross manly Cologne.

     

    And the greatest part of the day (slash NOT) was the walk from Chermside Westfield Shopping Centre to Geebung Railway Station. like 347239847298347239847234 KM away from each other. Haha, I complained because that is what I do. But it wasnt that bad...

     

    Overall today was a GREAT day!

     

    Well I am off to make more paper cranes (I'm trying to make 1000 before school starts, so far I have made like 100 something I think, give take 10).

     

    xoxo Lisa xoxo

    January 09

    Dedicated to Near-Ron

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    January 07

    Веселое Рождество

    Веселое Рождество

    Merry Christmas everyone.. it's Russian Christmas today!!! YAY!

    January 02

    Happy New Year!!!

    Happy New Year!!! w0oT w0oT!!! 2006
    December 26

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    My new counter cause my last one was stuffing up