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Retard hmm thanks Jemma

This is all I can think of at the moment, if there is more tellme

Beefcake

Heffa

Spaz

Godmother (in chinese though)

Geeza

Isa

Wisa

Half-cast

Asian

Russian

Mongo

Mong

Kozlova

Eliza Kozlovski

Luza

Liza

Liz

Eliza

Elizabeth

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(1) Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone by J K Rowling

(2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J K Rowling

(3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J K Rowling

(4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J K Rowling

(5) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J K Rowling

(6) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J K Rowling

11c Maths by Ross Brodie, Stephen Swift

Mathematics for Queensland YEAR 11B by Kiddy Bolger, Rex Boggs, Rhonda Faragher, John Belward

The Davinci Code by Dan Brown

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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man.Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits earth... Jurassic Park

File also said you're heavy into martial arts, T'ai Chi and allthat killer stuff. I suppose we have to register you as a lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon

Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Men In Black

Hey Deb, can you take a photo of me on a horse real quick? Napoleon Dynamite

GOSH! Napoleon Dynamite

You wanna play me? Napoleon Dynamite

Are you guys having a killer time? Napoleon Dynamite

Tina, come get some ham! Napoleon Dynamite

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Napoleon Dynamite

Heck yes! I'd vote for you Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite

Imortality... take it, it's YOURS Troy

To Infinity and Beyond! Toy Story

[I] need to tell you something about your skills: as of right now, they mean precisely dick. Men In Black

Men are rats.Listen to me,they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats Grease

There's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking! Zoolander

Tickets? I love tickets! Charlie's Angels

I can't help it that I'm so popular! Mean Girls

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick! Shrek

Why must i be surrounded by frickin' idiots? Austin Powers

Do you prefer the term 'fashion victim' or 'ensembly challenged'? Clueless

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August 22

Quotes from MATHEMATICS.. funny funny!!!

As quoted by Mr Hilford... aka the GREATEST and best maths teacher ever!! We have THE best class!!!!

"If you times a really big number by another really big number, you get MEGAHUGE!" (haha we were talking about infinity)

"How big is e to infinity?... MEGALARGE!!"

HAHAHA Good times, good times

May 29

Random...

Hello, well! I havent updated my msn space in ages...

Its only like three weeks until the holidays, YAY! Well everyone, I recently turned 16 and 6 months, which means that I can get my learners... alas I still don't have then, I haven't had the time to go for them, maybe next week!

hmm hmm hmmm. Well school has been keeping me busy, all the assessment, and work, fun.. not!

whoever said perfume making was going to be fun, lied. it sucks giant penis, especially when you cant even extract like one drop of damn oil. grrr!!

ooooh, I have a myspace, they are so way better than msn spaces... everyone should get one... visit mine www.myspace.com/chinkyruskibella i only recently started, haha but i only have 14 myspace friends.. and most of them are people from school.. haha

My computer is a screw up, it was stuffing up so i had to format it and now everything is lost, and i have to download everything that was on it again grrr so cut. But i did get a new phone, its so cool. hmmmmm I got nothing else to say.

oh on a final note, I'd like to make a shout out to all the member of the El (for Losers) Stauncho's crew... haha Losers.. you love me!

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April 24

Russian Easter "LUNCH"

Update of my fantastic weekend...

Well Sunday as most of you know from reading my previous blog entry was Russian Easter.. so Historse Vaas Grace.. you say Vayisna Vaas Grace in response.. anyways wont go into full details about what you are supose to do.

The Mafia Crew (ok too many people to say who was there and to hard to explain who everyone is so we shall refer to them/us as the Mafia Crew). Went to my aunty's cafe, CeeJay Cee's for "lunch" we were told to get there around 12.30... we left at like 7.30 and that was like me yelling that i wanted to go home..

Well it was fun, the "kids" hadnt seen Jane in like 2 years and this was the first Mafia Party she had attended in like YONKS so it was good catching up with good old Jane.. haha she got cut when Clava and I pretended we didnt know who she was... (We had a friend named Jane once, she looked a lot like you, we stopped seeing her, dont know what happened, we think she died... hahah )

Yeah the food was pretty good, loved the oysters.. haha hot chips.

Tasha and Sandra took like a bazillion pics on Tasha's camera.. they were full on posing and stuff haha vain-ness must be a chinky ruski trait… I like taking photos.

Hrmm well the “lunch” was good. HAHA any Half-Cast/ Mafia gathering usually lasts a minimum of 7 hours… haha so great.

OMG and we met these 3 girls.. well I'd met Jessica a couple of times and Jackie and Jo once before I think.. and yeah we were talking and OMG we are related like distantly.. i think its super cool how like so many Chinese Russians we meet we are related to distantly.. its so cool.. i'm gonna make a family tree hehehahahahaha....

Yeah I'm off.. check out the pics :P

xoxo Lisa the Russian Beefcake

~YO JANE CLAVA IF YOU WANT THE PICS JUST TAKE THEM!!~

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April 22

Historse Vaas Grace

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April 15

Dedicated to Boatman

As you would have guessed slash assumed by the Title this blog entry is dedicated to Boatman... aka Guthrie

I really have no need to update my space but I am. I dont know what to put in this entry. Guthrie suggested telling you, anyone who actually reads this, just how great he is. Sorry but I can not do that because that would be me being superficial hahahehehehahahaha

Remember everyone Guthrie is not just great

-THE END-

-FOOTNOTE- Just joking Guthrie!

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Alex's Space

Gemma with a G's space It shall be GREAT when I send her instructions :P

Bek's Space

Sam's Space Yeah uh I'm so much greater!! and my space is better, yeah comeon go me SAM, GO ME! :P

Casley's Space

Amelia's Space

Jem Jem's Space

Tasha's Space great great!!

Clava's Space

Jessie's Space

Jacqui's Space beware has like 374230839370x10^12+1 pics of Xtina :P:P love yaJac

Stacey's Space

Kristie's Space aka SPEEDY, speedy the land tortoise :P I love you

Woody's Space

Sandra's Space Mine is better :P:P

Alicia's Space

Brittany's Space

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More-Rabbit-Oh

Playa Playa Pimp Pimp dawg

Babooshka Ya-Ya

Beefcake

I'M HUNGRY

I'm better than normal... I'm Lisa

You are the greatest person in the world.. minus Lisa

I am great

You want me

He wants me

SaMANtha

L for LOVE!

>insert word here< - ness

Sup G- Unit

>insert name here< is a mutated FREAK

FREAK

Mutant

Give me your address and the Mafia will be at your place in 5 minutes... unless the drive is longer than 5 minutes!

The Mafia will be after you

Nigga Fool

Wassup Nigga Fool

Crack it

Budala arse

Wassup Geeza

Geeza

Just Relax

Shut up

Whatever!!

I Love You

Fucktard (thanks Guthrie)

You want me

OI HOE

He wants me

Sup Sup Fool

Punk Arse Nigga

Step Up

Bring It

>Unquote<

OI GO HOME

YO GO HOME

>Quote<

Oh its already been broughten

Bring It On

yeeahh... back to LISA

What you wanna go me?!!

OI

YO

Yeah ok

SLASH

Sup Sup FOOL

You can't afford ME

You don't own ME

OMG OMG OMG

I mean WHAT?!!

Cut like freshly mowed lawn

Yo like watever

Yesss

GOSH! Fricken Idiot!

GO HOME!

OI! You wanna go me?!!

Fantastic

SLASH

Yeah thats what I thought

SHHH! Its quiet time now...

Like get out of my grill

Why are you all up in my grill?!!

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Sinna's Space A site to get your space listed slash noticed... check it out i'm on there! woot hahaha

Find out what your name means It's pretty cool

Good Site to play pool and meet random people to chat to

Harry Potter Website = GREAT site

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! GOSH! bahahah my future husband!

Llama SONG Llama Song - funny funny! Tina you fat lard

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т - Temperamental

є - Energetic

в - Beautiful

α - Amorous

z - Zippy

ι - Insane

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